The ten most popular diseases nowadays

With the development of science and technology, we are becoming more and more dependent on WiFi, mobile phones, express delivery, etc. These changes are no longer affecting us. If one day they are gone, we will really not be able to adapt. Come and test yourself. Among the top ten most popular diseases, how many of them do you have?

1. Difficulty in making choices , also known as poverty cancer

To put it simply: no money! Poverty is the most common disease in the world. The onset time is irregular, and the main symptoms include frequently emptying the shopping cart, not daring to go shopping, and the wallet being hungry all year round. My biggest dream in life is to say to the salesperson at the Zhongshang counter: In addition to this, this and this, I want them all. The only criterion for choosing a spouse is that your boyfriend says buy buy buy!

2 Difficulty getting up Give me two more minutes

The obvious characteristic is severe grumpiness when waking up, which has become an important reason for the collapse of parent-child affection, the breakdown of cohabiting couples' relationships, and hatred between roommates in the dormitory. They agreed to meet at 10 a.m., but he set the alarm to wake up at 10 a.m., stayed in bed for half an hour, dawdled for half an hour after getting up, ate a bun leisurely, and then strolled to the agreed place. Finally, he found that the goddess had left for the next appointment.

3. WiFi addiction is thick-skinned

The clinical manifestation is that when you go to a new place, whether it is a restaurant, KTV, chess and card room or roadside stall in Luoyang, the first thing you do is shamelessly ask: "What is the WIFI password?"

4. Severe mobile phone addiction. Dear, where is my mobile phone?

Clinical manifestations of this disease: Going out without your cell phone is like forgetting to wear underwear! Going out with a cell phone that has less than 100% battery is like forgetting to wear a belt.

5The takeaway will arrive soon. Paranoia is coming soon.

Clinical manifestations: Each time, the person waits until he is about to die without eating before issuing instructions to the brain and picking up the phone to order food. He simply believes the restaurant's lies such as "your meal will be delivered in 5 minutes" and "your order will be here soon". As a result, he runs out of battery playing mobile games, uses up all his data, and the takeaway still hasn't arrived.

6. Don’t move if you have obsessive compulsive disorder and want to take pictures before meals.

Clinical manifestations: The dish you’ve been waiting for for a thousand years is finally served. Just when others are picking up their chopsticks to devour it, you suddenly shout: Wait a minute… . Your friends put down their chopsticks and took a photo of you with their mobile phones.

7 Spare tire syndrome If the spare tire is good, you will be single until old

Typical clinical manifestations: Like to send WeChat to the goddess in the dead of night: Are you asleep? Then silently receive a reply from the goddess’ boyfriend: She is asleep, who are you? Then continue to send messages the next day, just like punching in at work every day. When the goddess was heartbroken, he was the first to run to comfort her. After the goddess reunited with the warm-hearted man, he was the first to run to send his blessings, and finally he knelt down to move himself.

8. Procrastination is laziness

Clinical manifestations: Things that can be postponed to tomorrow will not be completed today. As the saying goes, tomorrow and tomorrow, how many tomorrows there are! Since there are so many, it is better to postpone it a little longer.

9 Is the door of the obsessive-compulsive disorder locked?

Clinical manifestations: Before going out, touch your pocket and chant the following spells: cell phone, keys, wallet, bus card... .Mobile phone, keys, wallet, bus card.. .Mobile phone, keys, wallet, bus card.. .Mobile phone, keys, wallet, bus card.. .I dare not go out unless my cell phone is fully charged, and cell phone updates must be cleaned up regularly.

10 Wishful thinking: Please let the whole world love me

Clinical manifestations: I always indulge in self-love and fantasize, what if, what if she likes me? What if I can just hold on a little longer? What if she will give me money?

If you have any of the above ten diseases, please raise your hands. Don’t say you haven’t been hit. Relax your mind and seek medical treatment as soon as possible. Most importantly, remember that you cannot stop taking the medicine and must take another course of treatment!