90% of people have these diseases, do you believe it?

Today, I found a "comprehensive list of social complex diseases". Please refer to it and find the right medicine for your condition...

1. Eating disorder

[Symptoms] The first thing to do after the meal is to take photos and post them on WeChat Moments, doing various "disinfection" steps.

2. Late sleeping syndrome

[Symptoms] I don’t want to sleep at night and I don’t want to get up in the morning.

3. Monday Syndrome

[Symptoms] Every Monday, I feel a sense of schizophrenia.

4. Procrastination

[Symptoms] Never do anything until the last second.

5. Mobile phone addiction

[Symptoms] If you can't see it, you will feel very insecure. If you let it go for a second, you will feel uneasy.

6. Obsessive-compulsive disorder

[Symptoms] Obsessive thinking, compulsive behavior, pain and helplessness.

7. Fear of choice

[Symptoms] People have difficulty making choices and are confused about all kinds of choices.

8. Real-life social anxiety disorder

[Symptoms] Not showing one’s true self to others.

9. Showing off wealth

[Symptoms] It’s sad if you don’t do anything, but you will be criticized if you do something.

10. Not taking the elevator will lead to death

[Symptoms] Being very frugal with steps, which takes laziness to the extreme.