A day for a goddess and a tomboy, great image!

I recently saw an article online, "A day in the life of a tomboy and a goddess", and I thought it was very interesting, so I shared it with you. Actually, I don’t think it’s that exaggerated. When I compare myself to others, I feel that I am neither a goddess nor a tomboy. I think the difference between everyone is the lifestyle and work and rest routine. I still hope that everyone has a healthy and regular work and rest time.

7:00 AM

A luxurious and high-end day for the goddess has begun. Get up and dress up carefully, using all kinds of bottles and jars, washing your face, skin care, moisturizing, beautifying... After a quick look, a set of ISO processes are followed to ensure that every inch of skin from hair to toes is perfect. When facing tall, rich and handsome men, there is also competition among goddesses. The early bird catches the worm, and the older goddesses understand this truth better. No matter whether a woman has inner qualities or not, she must first have a good-looking face, otherwise no matter how rich her inner qualities are, it will be useless.

On the other hand, the female man was lying on the bed with her legs spread out, sleeping loudly. When I turned over, the bed creaked. The female man always takes advantage of her broad back and strong waist to twist to the extreme in bed, sometimes accompanied by the rhythm of gritting teeth, farting and smacking lips, and then falls asleep with her head covered in the morning. Reluctant to wake up. Being unable to sleep at night and being unable to get up in the morning is a common occurrence for lonely tomboys.

8:00 AM

The goddess always reminds herself to keep a devilish figure and an angelic face. The goddess likes aerobic exercise, which is the most effective way to maintain her figure. Every line of the goddess is fascinating. Daily exercise is essential in the life of a goddess, and it is also the secret of how they are loved. Did the goddess's big breasts, long legs and slim waist fall from the sky? If it weren't for the bone-chilling cold, how could her big breasts smell so fragrant? A good-looking face is the stepping stone to a diploma, while a good figure is the certification of high-end quality. Having a face but no figure will only make men look at you. If you want to make men unable to stop, you still need a good figure.

The tomboy is still in the dream. All I dreamed about were various kinds of food, sweet and sour pork, stir-fried pork slices, and three fresh vegetables... I opened my mouth wide and held a fork, and my drool was all over the bed. One look at that sleeping expression will make anyone feel like not wanting to eat for half a month. Neither earthquakes, thunder nor firecrackers could wake her from her dream.

10:00 AM

The goddess started doing yoga, which is a high-end sport that not only helps her maintain her figure and regulate her endocrine system, but also improves the integration of body and mind. Being close to nature makes the goddess more and more fairy-like and her temperament is extraordinary. The splits, the big splits, the backbends and all kinds of postures are practiced to perfection. This is not only good for women, but also for men. Otherwise, why are soft girls the most favored by men?

You guessed it right! The tomboy was still sleeping, soundly and snoring like a lion! She was in as bad a condition as a dead pig. However, I want to remind everyone that when a tomboy is sleeping, you must keep a distance of five meters from her. Otherwise, when the tomboy turns over, her strong body, like reinforced concrete, will press on you, causing you to either break bones or become paralyzed. Tomboys always sleep until noon and there is never a morning in their lives.

When the goddess goes to a restaurant to eat, she gets almost 100% attention, with red lips, white teeth and a fresh fragrance in her hair. Every frown and smile is charming and delicate. My heart is broken with sweetness at the first sight! The goddess has a small appetite and speaks softly, like a dripping cherry that I can't help but take a bite of! But the goddess is a goddess after all, and the losers in the mortal world dare not play with her.

The tomboy finally got up from the bed, her hair and face disheveled. Looking back at the tomboy's bed, it was like a crime scene! She didn't brush her teeth or wash her face, and went straight to breakfast! In fashionable terms, what the tomboy ate was called brunch, but in fact it was neither fish nor fowl, and she didn't even know which meal it was. Burping from the previous night, scratching his snowy hair, tapping his soles, and rubbing his shitty eyes. Tomboys are truly tough guys with big appetites. They can eat an astonishing amount of food at every meal and can eat both delicious and unpalatable food. In their world, there is no such thing as losing weight! When faced with a big bowl of noodles, the first thing they usually say is, "Such a big bowl, who can finish it?" After finishing the meal, they usually say, "Can you give me some more soup~"

14:00

The goddess goes shopping with her girlfriends. You should know that the goddess’ friends are basically goddesses too. These girls who are 360 ​​degrees beautiful and can laugh, cry, or scold make those “tomboy”, “stumpman” and “female loser” hate them to the core. This is a god-like existence! Wandering around various a avenues, b squares, and c centers. They are the main force of consumption of various international brands and designer fashions. The feeling of buying a bag without looking at the price, just picking it up because you like it, this is something that only a tomboy can experience when buying instant noodles in a supermarket.

After the tomboy had eaten and drunk her fill, she turned on her computer. Listening to agricultural heavy metal, I open various bulletin boards, forums, and Douban groups to check the posts to see which male celebrity is in love again, which female celebrity has had plastic surgery, who has married into a wealthy family, who has given birth to a son... and complain like crazy. The tomboy also knows how to preserve her health and loves to eat cucumbers. She holds a cucumber in her hand and chews it with a crunch, while eating while staring at the computer and grinning foolishly. The female man is very strong, with well-developed arm muscles, which are the result of long-term training from moving bricks and exercising alone at night. Don't mess with a tomboy. It only takes one straight punch to seriously injure you.

15:00 PM

It's time for the goddess' afternoon tea. All kinds of girlfriends and celebrities gather in the afternoon. Having afternoon tea is not for the sake of eating, but to compare who eats more elegantly. Sip tea slowly, savor snacks carefully, whisper softly, and behave gracefully. They would discuss the calorie content of this cookie, whether the blueberry jam was airlifted from North America, whether the tea was produced in Sri Lanka... During this time, they would also miss the English black tea they drank when they were studying in London, which is the most authentic. The gloomy weather in Beijing already has some shadow of London, which makes people feel deeply moved.

It's also tea time for the tomboys. They are never short of various potato chips and bottled tea drinks. The difference is that they enjoy them alone in front of the computer. This ferocious animal who calls himself "labor" will not let this day pass by uneventfully! He chews watermelon with iron teeth and reads comics on his back. I just browsed the forum when I had nothing to do, and there was a lot of verbal abuse. Tomboys all have good teeth, which can be used as bottle openers and fruit knives.

Evening 18:00

When the date time came, the tall, rich and handsome man picked up the goddess in a luxury car. The process was roughly like this: the western restaurant served French food with red wine, various lobsters, snails, foie gras and fresh seafood... The goddess casually took a few bites while chatting and laughing with the tall, rich and handsome man. They talked about Paris Fashion Week, New York Nasdaq, Zurich World Economic Conference... These were all topics that losers and tomboys would never touch in their lifetime. After enjoying delicious food, they went to various private clubs to expand their social circles... After some entertainment, the rich and handsome man sent the goddess home in dismay after the goddess repeatedly refused. The reason why the goddess is a goddess is because she has a killer move: not to be fucked!

The date time also came for the tomboy. After eating a bowl of noodles with gravy, she video-chatted with Ergouzi, whom she had met not long ago, at home. The two of them talked and laughed without any restraint. The female man spouted all kinds of oral sex and foul language, which made Ergou stunned and drool all over his mouth. Tomboys are keen on all kinds of weird stories and dirty jokes. No matter whether the other person is male or female, young or old, they will definitely make you laugh to death when they talk about it. Tomboys are the third gender in the world. They never shy away from exposing themselves. Of course, their breasts are as big as an airport and their buttocks are as big as water tanks. It is bloodier to reveal it than not to reveal it.

21:00

The reason why a goddess is a goddess is that her words and deeds always reflect her own qualities, which requires repeated cultivation. As a goddess, music, chess, calligraphy and painting are all necessary skills to master, and the goddess speaks with taste. No matter whether it is Tang poetry or Song lyrics, or the poems of Tsangyang Gyatso, every line is spoken effortlessly and casually, leaving the listeners stunned. This is why losers should read more books, learn some techniques, and increase their wisdom, so they won’t be afraid of not being able to follow the goddess’ words.

The female man is fond of various talent shows and watches the stars on TV. Sometimes she kept calling "Oppa Oppa", and sometimes she picked up her phone to vote for her favorite contestant, crying loudly with tears streaming down her face. Go back and post on the major forums. "If the champion is not XX, I will never watch this show again", "What a conspiracy! Why did they blackmail my baby X?" The female man always lives in the world of fantasy.

23:00

The goddess's perfect day ended. After returning home, taking a shower and before going to bed, she turned on the computer and received countless messages on various SNS communities, Weibo, and QQ: "Drink more water and go to bed early", "You're tired after a day, have a good rest", "Good night, muah". The goddess scanned the messages, smiled, and replied with a unified "hehe". Giving people endless imagination but no chance at all will only trap the loser in an endless cycle of despair.

The female man had just reached his peak both physically and mentally at this point, so she turned on the player and brought some snacks. She was as energetic as if she had been injected with chicken blood, and started to binge all kinds of Hong Kong dramas, Japanese dramas, American dramas, Korean dramas... She also browsed Weibo and forums, and her day of this tomboy only ended when she fell asleep in front of the computer.